snorlaxatives:

pixelguy979:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

wattpadfic:

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

caffeinated-and-confused:

ofswordsandpens:

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

pumpkindobby:

jijarugen:

fnaf-thechoco:

pinkmanjesse:

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Game show where you watch an apology video and try to be the first to guess what the person did.

Youtuber: I’d like to address the recent-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Solicited nudes from minors!

Youtuber: -incident that-

Contestant 2: *BUZZ* Said a slur during a stream!

Youtuber: -occured on my trip-

Contestant 1: *BUZZ* Went to a foreign country and disrespected a holy place!

Host: Correct! Bonus points for guessing before the first ad spot!

kisamas:

kisamas:

potion that makes you breathe

thirsty-ho-scenarios:

Found a new red head for my one brain cell to obsess over

Lord help me this fandom is so small

dfel-s:

mc: hey, you guys wanna tarot reading?

sue: these are pokémon cards

mc: you get a magikarp it means fuck you

mallorygrayson:

Eugene: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

MC: I photosynthesize with this.

Eugene, a moronsexual: Geez you are so stupid.

Also Eugene, inside: *❤💘💖💓💜💚💙💛💓💓❤💜💙💜💙💜💘💞💖💖💖💖💙💜💚💜💞💕💙💛💛💖💞❤💚💜💚💞💙💕💕💓💗💗💕💙💜💜💙💙💛💞💖💖*

sweetmariabear:

Same Energy

Literally the same person:

• Already knows the MC
• Kills off/ gets rid of the best friend
• Knows how to exploit the environment around them (other characters, the game, the events)
• Is unsuspecting until later on
• Finally reveals ultimate plan to get with MC by getting rid of everyone else
• Is sentient and self aware

If you’ll excuse me I’m going to write some dialogue between the two (is this a crackship?)